Saturday, April 25, 2009

Comedy Night

The 2009 Rincon International Film Festival opens Tuesday with  comedy night, at the Lazy Parrot.  Activities begin at 6 pm.  Tickets are still available by calling 787-823-5654.    Films scheduled are:

Nowhere Fast - 8 min. - USA - Dir. Adam Jones - Nowhere Fast is a reflection on moments lost while trying to think ahead, a man's fruitless pursuit of order within his surroundings.

Gerald’s Last Day – 12 min., - USA - Dir. Justin / Shel Rasch– Animation - It's Gerald the Dogs' last day at the pound. Can anyone save him ?

The Pizza King - 17 min., USA - Dir. Robert Skyler Payne - A heartfelt comedy about Chaz, a small town pizza guy with big hearted dreams, who sees his writing ability as his way of leaving his rural town. Filmmaker in Attendance.

My Four Inch Precious - 10 Min., USA - Dir. Soo Yun Sim – When it comes to love, does size matter? A scruffy garbageman discovers dreamy romance when a beautiful, Four-Inch tall woman blooms out of a magical flower. - PG13 - Adult Content

My Deer Friend - 11 min., USA - Dir. Andrew Dean Cherry, –Deer season is here and Glen, an energetic pre-teen, is faced with the pressure to kill a deer in order to win his father's respect.

The Gift Wrapper – 8 min., Argentina/USA - Dir. Daniela de Carlos, – A gift wrapper wraps gifts with lots of love and care, until one Christmas love finds her and that becomes the best gift one could ever get.

First Time Long Time, - 13 min. USA - Dir. James Demo - Peter, played by John Savage, takes too many erectile dysfunction pills and finds himself in the throes of having an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

R- Sexual Content/Language

Chicken Cowboy - 6 min., USA - Dir. Stephen Neary – Animation - Shelly the chicken wasn't looking for a fight, but he found one. Can he face his fears and stand up for himself? He’s part chicken, part cowboy, and all man.

A Shopping Cart Named Desire - 7 min., USA - Dir. Peter Borrud - What happens when 2 shopping carts fall in love ??

Lazy Parrot Inn & Resort, P.O. Box 430, Carr. 413 Km 4.1, Bo. Puntas, Rincón, PR 00677
Phone: (787) 823-5654 Toll free (USA): 800-294-1752, Email: lzparrot@lazyparrot.com
5:30 pm – Opening Ceremony / Dinner 7:00 pm – Films


1 comment:

Dr. Douglas said...

Impotence - What’s Love Got To Do With It?

Was it Woody Allen who said “love is like playing bridge, if you’re no good at it you had better have a good hand?”
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It is a racing certainty that not all sufferers are as forthright as Mr Allen and many simply suffer in silence. Embarrassed by the machismo their peers express whenever the issue of love making arises. These age old jokes made at the expense of the impotent need to be addressed.
It would be unrealistic to expect the ignorant to just stop because they should. Even if they suffer themselves they probably blame the drink or the wife’s looks or sit up all night in front of the TV rather than face an inconvenient bedtime truth.
Well, not all is lost even for those that cannot gather the courage to visit the doctor and get prescription medications that give improved performance for 50% of those that take them. There is now a health supplement that is clinically tested and has proven successful for 84% of all those who took it- Butea Superba. Never heard of it? Well now you have, so pass it on.
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You can read all the clinical trial information on the HealthyED site along with details of how it works and why.
The most important thing about Butea is that you tell a friend or as many friends as you can. Maybe you will be helping someone who is just too embarrassed to help themselves. www.healthyed.co.uk